Weekly Themes

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We here at SGMarinova’s blog are happy to introduce to you the very new and extremely organised page entitled “Weekly Themes”, which will provide you with the contents of this humble blog. This is an attempt to make your stay here more pleasant and easier to navigate, as we realise that our messy nature may be annoying many of you.

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The Inventions Theme

The Genius of Science: Toilet Paper

The Sports Theme

Alien: What do you call this wood I’m eating? Human: Hockey stick

Weird Sports for the Soul: Chessboxing

Weird Sports for the Soul: Sport Stacking

Weird Sports for the Soul: Extreme Ironing

Weird Sports for the Soul: Rock-Paper-Scissors

Weird Sports for the Soul: Gurning

Are you even watching?

 The Games Theme

The Sims – I wish I could control my life like that

Games of the past that still melt my heart in the future (Part 1: Adventure)

Games of the past that still melt my heart in the future (Part 2: Action)

The Comedians Theme

Maria Bamford – Smell My Armpit

Pablo Francisco – I’m addicted to air sex

Interpretative Dance – Music Makes Me Touch Myself

Flight of the Conchords – The guy with the hair rocks my world

George Carlin – Logic is funny in a rational kind of way

Margaret Cho – Women’s sexuality is important for my funny bone

The TV Shows Theme

The Good Wife, or “Thank God she is not my mother”

X Factor or “Don’t pretend you are not watching”

A Week of Firsts

I want to be a TV star when I grow up

Nurse Jackie, or “Let me teach your kids how to become amazing liars”

30 Rock, or “It smells like my hair is burning… oh, and it is”

The Big C, or “I am going to have sex on school grounds”

Raising Hope, and/or “Would you rather be called Princess Beyonce?”

The Ugly Face of Television

Reality to the Rescue

Smells Like a Jolly Good Time

Craving a Burger

The Sex Theme

Sex, Penis, Royal Wedding, Hair Removal, Porn, London, Harry Potter, Vagina

Apparently Sex Sells

Sing to me You Sex Maniac

Fish, blood and hair – a perfect date

“Sexy Time”

Shake it, Baby, Shake it

May I have a cardiac arrest, thank you!

Slap me, I’m beautiful

Faking orgasms? Maybe later.

More time for faking orgasms

Spicy, but true

Please would you be so kind as to escort me?