A Day of Wonders

 A few minutes ago I was enthusiastically enjoying some yummy spaghetti and an entertaining episode of Frasier, when all of a sudden I nearly choked on my orange juice, as I saw this:… Read More →

For tomorrow

  In the span of a week I was introduced to some horrible news.  When you hear such news all you can think about is how stupid you are to worry about the… Read More →

Uphill

One of the first things I thought when I came to this country was: why is everyone running?  There were times when I would look outside of my window while enjoying an enormous drowning-in-chocolate cookie… Read More →

Easter induced wisdom

 Long time no write. What better occasion to start this blog back up than on one of Jesus’ special days.  Once again our house is being transformed through the use of a mop, vacuum and… Read More →

When buying your clothes is not enough

   Have you had one of those days when you wake up in the morning, look out of the window, take a dramatic breath, adjust your crooked pyjamas and say to yourself: “I am going to… Read More →

Listen to your parents

Today, kids, I plan on teaching you the value of education. We all know that our parents are a bunch of annoying individuals who constantly tend to nag us about our homework, tests,… Read More →

Be a happy apple today

Hello, Today is the International Women’s Day (go check Google if you do not believe me). I used to make fun of feminism as in my head it was all about smelling like… Read More →

My mind is blown

    Oh my god, do you know what I found out today? That there is a reality TV show called The Glee Project,  the purpose of which is to gather 12 individuals who compete… Read More →

Smash, or “They have a Jonas brother in it”

I would like to dedicate today’s post to all people out there who have an obscene amount of work to do, but do not feel like doing it, and are thus looking for a… Read More →

Women stare at my breasts. Fact.

  What’s up with that?  

Do it today

 February 29th. How cool is that? Do you remember the last time it was February 29th. 4 years ago. I was still in high school. Thank god that is over.  Leap Day they… Read More →

It’s so good that it should be put on toast

I love hugs. Scratch that – I live for hugs. I love hugs so much that when I learn how to knit I will make them a special hat that says “Hug, will… Read More →

Click less, type more

Hello,  as today is the day of Monday I decided to start off our weeks with an empowering rant. What about you might ask? Well, it will be about the gradual decline of… Read More →

Tom Cruise should give his money to me rather than to Scientology

 Dear earthlings,  long time no write. I do apologise, but I am experiencing the need, the need for speed.  I am not exactly sure what that means.  I hope life is treating you… Read More →

Catch 22 (cool)

Hello, how are you this fine cloudy morning? That is amazing. Today, 12-Jan-12 (extra cool), I have a birthday, and I turn 22. Yesterday irealised that I haven’t been an age that has… Read More →